UP NEPA!

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Journal Number iDontRemeberWhereIStopped: This Competition Thing They Make Us Do In School

My roomate's called him about two days ago. His dad told him something about taking something from whoever was leading the class.
I dunno how this happened but it took me back to primary 1.

After primary 1, my primary school had the prize giving day. It just so happened that the person that was awarded the first position wasn't the first person to submit in any of the exams.

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Journal 16: Do We Decide Who We Become Or Do Our Parents Mess Us Up?

So I've spent about 2 months in Uni and I'm beginning to draw some conclusions. There are people who always take other people's stuff without permission. No, you can't take my only slippers and USB cord out for the weekend without asking me first. Kweh.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Journal 15: Selling Pure Wateh In Foreign Kawntry

I might decide to write this post entirely in a Ghanian accent beces, Nana won't let us hear word on this thing.

Okay.

In my second week here, it suddenly occured to me that we'll usually go to the grocery store downstairs to buy water. Plus, the sales guy doesn't interact with us foreigners. He's not deaf and dumb.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

The Ultimate Guide To Beating Lagos Traffic In 2013 And Beyond Forever

Here's how to get ahead of all the lazy fatasses in the city of Lagos.

1. Get out of your house before 7.30AM
2. Leave work before 4PM.

What else did you expect?

Internet Newspaper. Eh.

Because Twitter is a black hole. I was trolling my feeds as I usually do everyday and I saw this headline. So I clicked it out of curiosity.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Everything Tech In West Africa is Moving Forward. Except Education.

I typed this in my drafts a few weeks ago and decided not to publish it. Until I had to drive to Ogun State to fill a 2-page form where the details I was asked to provide had already been sent via email. Kmt

This is a small[might end up long] set of conclusions based on my experience with West African universities over the last 6 months.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Journal 14. Private Jets

Sunday 18th November 2012
2.19PM. It just rained and now the sun is shining.

Okay I don't know why I felt like telling you that.

Here are a bunch of random thoughts on private jets, churches and funds.

There is nothing wrong with owning a private jet. There is nothing wrong with a pastor selling shitload of content every year and then using that money to buy himself luxury goods.

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